Had a 16-year-old female come in with sudden onset severe LLQ pain which concerned me for ovarian torsion. Spoke with mom and dad and explained that I needed to do a pelvic exam.
The girl, having no idea what I was talking about, looked blankly at her mom, who then said very matter-of-factly, “Honey, the doctor needs to do a ‘twinkie poke and scrape’ like mommy has to do every year.”