Female calls the ER at about 0600 with a question: She said that she and her boyfriend had sex and now they could not find the condom. She stated that they had “looked everywhere” and wanted to know if she should come to the ER or if she should “wait to pee it out.”
After resisting the urge to tell her that if she “peed” it out she had more issues than we could help her with, I advised her to call her PCP office when they opened and assured her she would be OK until then.