Young guy w CC of “Bump on rectum” I examine him and find a veritable briar patch of HPV all over the rectum and perineum(he’s in the fetal position with his back to me)..I tap him on the shoulder and he looks back at me.”Are u homosexual?”I ask,He thinks a moment and shakes his head “No”.I ponder this a moment, and tap him on the shoulder again…he looks back.”Do men put their penises in your rectum?” “Sometimes!” he replies, and turns away, I tap his shoulder “That means you are homosexual!”
