An intoxicated male comes in to the ER looking for a prostate exam at 3 am (because that’s an emergency!). The doctor asks if he knows what it entails, to which the reply is “No.” The doctor takes his pager and turns it on and off, making several beeping noises as he runs it up and down the patient (in a Star Trek fashion). The doctor tells the patient his prostate is all good and he leaves delighted!
