23 y/o female c/o gastrointestinal pain, talking on cell phone in triage when nurse started asking questions.
Nurse: “When was your last bowel movement?”
Pt: “Bowel movement? What’s that?”
Nurse: “You know, when you went to the bathroom.”
Pt: “Why do you need to know that?”
Nurse: “Well, we need to ask questions to see what the problem is.”
Pt tells the person on the phone she needs to go and discuss her poop.