Last night we picked up a frequent flier who is a hypochondriac and is constantly convinced she has any aliment that the media talks about. So we pick her up and she’s yet again convinced she has H1N1 (swine flu) despite not having any symptoms. She said she was SURE she had it this time. I thought I would have some fun and asked if she had a sudden uncontrollable urge to roll around in the mud.
