We had a frequent flyer drunk who was brought in by her husband when he just couldn’t take her shenanigans anymore. This time she said she took a handful of Tylenol. As the tests were being run, I proceed to hand her a cup of charcoal (used to treat OD) to drink, when she turns to me making a face and says “shit, can’t you at least put some sugar in it, this is the worst cup of coffee I have ever had” I had to hold back the laughs even though the whole nurse’s station was in cracking up.
