I had some gang banger kid come in one night all messed up from runnin from the police in a stolen car. Evidently “no espeaka dah ingles” and came down with acute incarceritis when the cuffs were put on and went “unresponsive”. So the police bring him in. The patient does not even respond to the worst titty twister i’ve ever seen when trying to wake him. So we strip him and get ready to put in a foley (catheter) and he miraculously wakes up, swats us away, and yells in perfect english, “JESUS! OKAY, I’LL GO TO JAIL!”
