A 30-something female came in with her boyfriend and said she had accidentally swallowed her crack pipe. While we didn’t know if this was true or not, her main complaint was she said she could feel pieces of the crack pipe coming through the skin on her arm. What made it worse was her boyfriend stood beside her and vehemently agreed. When I told her that was impossible, she interrupted me and told me I didn’t know because I was only a nurse.