we’re parked at the ED with several other units. a car drives up to us and an excited woman gets out. “my son’s having trouble breathing, should i call 911?” suspecting that i know where her son is, i ask “ma’am, where is your son?” she replies, “he’s in the back of the car.” trying not to roll my eyes, “ma’am, just bring him in there.” i point at the patient entrance.