I work in ER registration and those of you who work in this field know that we have multiple jobs. Our ambulance crew is based out of the same office so when they’re on a call or just not in the office, we act as dispatchers. One night our crew was gone and 911 called. I answered and couldn’t help notice that the 911 dispatcher was laughing. The call was about a lady that had apparently removed her catheter and was trying to replace it with tubing from a pipe cleaner. What a tard!
