I enjoyed the father of a little boy (happily eating crisps and picking his nose) with a cough at 1am. "How long has he had the cough, sir?", "Since midnight" was his reply…. "How many times has he coughed?", "Three". Wanker.
I enjoyed the father of a little boy (happily eating crisps and picking his nose) with a cough at 1am. "How long has he had the cough, sir?", "Since midnight" was his reply…. "How many times has he coughed?", "Three". Wanker.