One of our medic units was dispatched to a 15 y.o. male with a needle in his scrotum. When they get there, the “story” they get is that the kid was naked, on the floor, watching TV, when he rolled over and an errant sewing needle that just happened to be on the carpet stuck him in the hairy beanbag.
Evidently, when his gonad jumped up to say “OUCH!” it sucked the needle inside his sack. Our crew was doing their best to maintain their composure when the kid remarks, “I’m really glad you guys aren’t laughing at me.” To which his father replies, “Son, these men are professionals, they’ll wait until they get back to the station before they laugh at you.”