Guy comes into ED for abd pain. As I go through my assessment, I ask “are you urinating okay?”. Guy answers, with a VERY strong accent, “naw, I aint!”. Ok, I said tell me more about that. Pt. responds “I dunno, I just dont feel like eatin”. OH! Realizing he doesnt know what “urinating” is…. I asked “but can you pee?” Oh! Yeah! I pee like a race horse!”
