Guy comes in complaining that his “vicious” stab wound on his hand from two days ago wasn’t cared for properly at another hospital. After about seven minutes of “and what exacly do you want me to do today?” he says, “well, i want it stitched closed. i don’t mean to brag, but i gotta go back to prison, and i hear they got a lot of MRSA now” are you serious?
