Another locum tenens story. Dimwit 30 YO female walks into clinic with her toddler son and is screaming that her son has been “traumatized”. Triage nurse finally gets the mother to calm down and explain. Mom and dad were having sex when the toddler wandered into the room and stared at them and cried. Dimwit mother thinks the kid will be “put off sex for good”. I tell her that if she is that worried we can have a psych check the kid, and to put the kid to bed before screwing next time.