40 some y/o male comes in to the ED with his mother “she made me come in” c/o coughing up blood–lungs clear and no coughing, CXR WNL–imagine that. He jumps off the cart, closes the door and says he does not want his mother to hear–“I have something down there and its tying me up”–only 40 to 50 genital warts.
